Tell your excuses to F.O.

Two minutes a day with a Mate who swears at your excuses and never at you. On Sunday you get a receipt worth posting.

One email when we launch, plus the odd update from Dave. Unsubscribe any time. Privacy

Watch Dave's day 1

Coming to iPhone, Android and desktop. 18 and over.

Meet Fatty. You're breaking up with him.

He lives in the pantry and says things like "one more won't hurt" and "start Monday". He is never you. FO stands for Friendship Over, and we mean it.

What a week looks like

Answer three questions each day. The Mate replies every night. Your receipt lands on Sunday.

Two out of three. The 9 pm pizza and I are having words, but you and me are fine.

Skipped the walk. Too tired.

"Too tired" is Fatty's favorite line. Tomorrow: 10 minutes around the block before you sit down.

The Mate, Tuesday night. Bad days get a laugh and one small job, never a lecture.
Sunday's receipt, sized for Stories, Reels and LinkedIn.

I broke up with Fatty on [start date].

I'm Dave, from Melbourne. I'm building FOFatty while I use it, and I post every receipt, good weeks and bad. Follow along and keep me honest.

Find me on TikTok, Instagram, YouTube and Facebook as @fofatty.

Pricing at launch

Free stays free. Pro is for when you want the whole crew behind you.

Free

$0

  • Daily check-in and weigh-ins
  • Five Mate replies a day
  • Your weekly receipt

Pro

US$7.99 a month, or $49.99 a year

  • Every Mate tone, unlimited replies
  • Squads and nudges
  • Reel scripts and a public journey page
  • Export your data any time

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